"Nickleback started playing as soon as I got settled into the tanning bed… I’ve never felt more like an Auschwitz prisoner in my life."
#nickleback
#lol
#lulz
#tanning
#fyk
#kacey
#tanning bed
#terrible
#auschwitz
#sick joke
"That was so bad. Sounded like some Maybach Music bullstuff. I kept expecting Rick Ross to pop up and rap… Or whatever it is he does… asthma attack, sleep apnea, talking with his mouth full."
[after listening to “I Don’t Like” by Kanye West ft. Pusha T, Chief Keef, Jadakiss & Big Sean for the first time]
#rick ross
#lol
#lulz
#fyk
#kacey
#quotes
#maybach music
#kanye west
#i don't like
#pusha t
#chief keef
#jadakiss
#big sean
"He likes to talk dirty in wingdings. He speaks wingding in the sack."
#wingdings
#wtf
#fuck yeah kacey
#fyk
#dirty
#quotes
#font
#nerd
"So, apparently, Chris Brown doesn’t deliver pizzas shirtless in Grand Rapids at 4am…just old fat dudes. Fantasy crushed."
#fantasy
#lol
#lulz
#kacey
#fuck yeah kacey
#fyk
#chris brown
#pizza
#delivery
#wtf
#shit my sister says
#grand rapids
#michigan
"I’m not gonna be entertained by these election shenanigans until I see a clip of Rick Santorum singing Lil Scrappy’s “Money in the Bank”."
#fyk
#fuck yeah kacey
#quotes
#santorum
#rick santorum
#lil scrappy
#money in the bank
#lol
#wtf
#lulz
#super tuesday
#election
#politics
#republican
#election
"I miss Christopher Lowell. I’m gonna get a portrait tat of that fancy man."
#christopher lowell
#tattoo
#portrait tattoo
#ink
#lol
#lulz
#wtf
#shit my sister says
#kacey
"Why don’t they use force-flex technology on condoms?"
#condoms
#true
#good point
#force-flex
#valid point
#legit
#lol
#lulz
"There’s so much freaking weed lodged in my keyboard… I have to slam the cocksucking space bar like I’m pissed at it. I am pissed at it. I’m pissed at everything. I’m gonna slam everything like I’m pissed at it & piss on everything like I’m… slammed."
#rage
#weed
#omg
#pissed
#slam
#calm down
#quote
#kacey
#fyk
#profanity
"I have the MS Paint penmanship of a retarded serial killer."
#MS Paint
#Paint
#microsoft paint
#lol
#lulz
#writing
#handwritten
#penmanship
#serial killer
#retarded
#FYK
